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Top Southern Baptists Plan To Release Secret List Of Abusers of all churches accept Southe

Pentagon Invbestigator Col. Gail Curley, picked to seek out the now infamaous Suprem Court

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Associated Press reportrs that Monkey Virus came from two sex parties in Europe; One in Sp

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Believe it or not Rumor Has It That Trump Really Misses The Old Celebrity Look-a-Like Drag

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Oklahoma Legislature Passes Nation's Most Restrictive Abortion Ban along with the new M.A.

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CDC says pandemic getting worse and fully one third of Americans should wear masks out in

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Congressional UFO Hearing Produces Little New Evidence, Plenty Of Intrigue as to Where The

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Online posts reveal Republican Candidates For Midterms Are Spending Months Planning Racist

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Cowardly Lioness Kevin McCarthy To Become Crazier Than A shit house rat for Senate Commite

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Senate passes bill to give police protection to families of Supreme Court justices.png

REPUBLICANS WORRIED SICK THAT IF SCOTUS FOLLOWS THROUGH, THEY WILL NO LONGER BE ABLE TO GE

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Putin Pissing People Off By Saying Hitler Was Jewish But Kevin McCarthy Thinks The Manson

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